Monday, 5 March 2012

Found this in the Sunday Telegraph, found it quite amusing.
It is a classic example of when people consider literacy they are usually only considering functional literacy, the time the child spent on the computer would have enhanced his literacy in other ways.



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Meg Mason vs. bedtime stories. Picture: Denise Dorrance. Source: Supplied

JUST hit the sofa after full evening’s work when Billy pads back out of bedroom to remind me we’ve forgotten bedtime story
- which, sadly, due to his advancing years, is no longer short-and-sweet romp through the alphabet and/or barnyard, but rather a to-be-negotiated number of chapters of epically boring tale about dragons/knights/lakes of fire, etc.

He opens the brick-size tome to chapter XXIVVLCC and I take a deep breath.

“Lord Galthazor raised his sword and... Billy, I don’t think I can do this tonight,” I say.

“How about 10 minutes of funny animal videos on YouTube, instead?”

He bounces off to computer and I sink back into couch.

Love that virtual barnyard.
*No children were harmed in the making of this fictional column.
LITERARY EDUCATION: 0; SNEEZING PANDAS: 15

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